Tuesday, December 4, 2007

The True Story of Channukah

Seems like Chanukah is everyone’s favorite holiday, from Reform Jews to Chassidim. How can this be? Simple, each group reads into the story whatever version suits them best.

Chassidim/Chareidim: Chanukah represents the victory of the Torah True Maccabees over the Modern Orthodox Misyavnim.

Modern Orthodox Jews
: Chanukah represents the victory of the nice, normal Macabees over the Reform Hellenizers.

Reform Jews: Chanukah represents victory for the nice Jews over the Nazi like Greeks.

My Kids: Chanukah represents presents! Lots of presents.

Me: Mmmm, sufganiyot.


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